"take care of you; if you died today, your job will be posted online before your obituary" #Prolific

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That's...not what prolific means?

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That's quite true. Years ago, I suffered a stroke and before I was out of the hospital, my employer was already looking for a replacement.

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Do people just take things from the Memes bowl and post here? This is like the third time it’s happened this week

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Amen

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EY1 that's ironic, I had the same experience

There's a memes bowl?! Joy

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