"take care of you; if you died today, your job will be posted online before your obituary" #Prolific

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Ummm, I kind of already posted this today already. Thanks for trying to steal my thunder. #thirsty 😒

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“Prolific” 🙄

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KPMG Zuckered you bud

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That’s what manager do, K1.

Just wait a few more hours, I’ll do it again to take credit from him

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#profound - that's what OP meant 😂🤣

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Sad but true!

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We croak

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