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Hi,
I have an opening in my team for EUC Manager (Band 4.1, Exp 10-14) for Noida location.
Required Experience in;
- SCCM deployments
- EUD Compliance and audits
- Apps packaging
- Disk Encryption
- EUD patching and Compliance
- Reporting
- Team management
- Client negotiations and communications.
Kindly share your latest profile on deepakkumar.chatt@hcl.com
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I am being offered 26 fixed for 10.5 YoE in Java, Spring, MS and Oracle tech stack. This, despite my holding an offer for 28 (25+3). HR is not interested in even discussing a better offer and nor is she following up with me on what my expectations would be to consider taking up the role. What's the minimum role and compensation that I should be expecting from BofA for my experience and tech stack. Bank of America
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I live to shit at client sites. I literally can't poop anywhere else. I love the anonymity. "Who's that guy who just blew out the 2nd floor men's room? That guys got a great push"
I'm with pwc 1 here - although I need to stop timing my shits when the cleaning lady knocks 30 seconds later.
Especially when you're about to wipe and flush and you hear them getting ready to do the same...the race is on, there's nothing worse then exiting the stalls at the same time like "hey... Yeah, that sounded painful man, you should probably go to the emergency room... What the fuck do you eat?"
Above PwC posts... Hardest I've laughed since downloading this. Makes me want to switch firms... No shit
Taking a shit while someone else is the same room gives me anxiety. Especially when you both are shitting and there's a mutual moment of silence.
I had diarrhea last night and this morning from drinking a few days old sell by dated milk. So glad to have not been at a client site - I prob would've died. Tmi??
You gotta go when you gotta go. I like to wait in the stall until everyone else has cleared out so no one sees my face.
Why don't you just flush when you have to fart
^the calm before the shit...ahh the moment of truth
^lots of shit actually
Yeah client site poops are the best
@Accenture 3, I hear ya
Just go to a different floor