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Taking a shit on client site is similar to taking one at your friends house. 1.Avoid at all costs 2. If you really(and I mean really) have to...pray for silent farts.

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I live to shit at client sites. I literally can't poop anywhere else. I love the anonymity. "Who's that guy who just blew out the 2nd floor men's room? That guys got a great push"

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I'm with pwc 1 here - although I need to stop timing my shits when the cleaning lady knocks 30 seconds later.

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Especially when you're about to wipe and flush and you hear them getting ready to do the same...the race is on, there's nothing worse then exiting the stalls at the same time like "hey... Yeah, that sounded painful man, you should probably go to the emergency room... What the fuck do you eat?"

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Above PwC posts... Hardest I've laughed since downloading this. Makes me want to switch firms... No shit

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Taking a shit while someone else is the same room gives me anxiety. Especially when you both are shitting and there's a mutual moment of silence.

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I had diarrhea last night and this morning from drinking a few days old sell by dated milk. So glad to have not been at a client site - I prob would've died. Tmi??

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You gotta go when you gotta go. I like to wait in the stall until everyone else has cleared out so no one sees my face.

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Why don't you just flush when you have to fart

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^the calm before the shit...ahh the moment of truth

^lots of shit actually

Yeah client site poops are the best

@Accenture 3, I hear ya

Just go to a different floor

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