When you hear your manager discussing how he "isn't too thrilled about the idea of a project in Dubai..." And you fight the urge to jump up and down screaming "PUT ME IN, COACH! PUT ME IN!"
When your client sponsor was previously a consultant and thinks they can manage your team 🐢
I have a coworker on a project who is not contributing their fair share... I'm afraid I'm already viewed as too aggressive in the group so I haven’t been vocal about it. I think I may stay silent.
That moment when your client tells the engagement partner of your project that if his son weren't married he would try to set you up with him...
"There's been another scope change from the client...they no longer want this thing you've spent the last 3 weeks on" 😀🔫
It's a little too early in the project to be receiving an ALL CAPS email. Especially on a weekend.
When you have to plan a sneaky escape from client site for lunch in order to avoid another day of eating cafeteria food at your desk.
Checked into hotel. Went to hotel bar. Charged drinks to the room. Asked for a room change because the view was shit. Let's see if I get charged. *I mean my client gets charged
Met my boyfriend at my previous client. Now he's working for Accenture too...now we crossed paths again at the same client/and same team. Anyone else meet their significant other at a client site?
When your project isn't that demanding so you're inundated with endless admin tasks... #holidaydinner #teamevent #teamholidaydinnerevent
Lol to when everyone at your client company leaves the office at 6pm sharp without fail..and you're there til 9
When the proposal says two associates and an associate consultant will be staffed full time but then you find out it's really just you staffed on the project...
When a client repeatedly insists that a vendor belongs "in the negative bottom quartile"...
Hot chicks on your project team >>>>
When the client you can't stand tells your team to be on call over the holiday break... #byefelicia
Client: why the fuck are you emailing me at 2 in the morning when literally EVERYONE (including your own people) are on PTO?
Google Cloud - Technical Account Manager L6 in the Bay Area - expected TC range and breakdown?
Why is Barclays the best organization to work with? I have been hearing a lot that Barclays is one of the best organization to work for but no one is actually helping me in what terms it is better then other organization's. Can someone please share their thoughts here No joining bonus for early joiners No WFH set-up cost for new joiners The organization does provide chair/monitor/mouse/keyboard for WFH ease but then we have to return it while leaving organization. Word limit pls check commen
Client Dare Challenge: Use penetration, penetrate, and penetrating all within one client call.
When you need to get off of a client asap
Who would you pick? I’m seeing two different guys, and need to eventually make a decision between them. Guy A is sweet, very flirty, gives me tons of attention and basically adores me. However, he has a blue collar job he’s held for years, but not a professional and not really driven to do more. Guy B is successful and more intellectually stimulating and we have more in common but he definitely holds back in terms of his attention and affection for me. Both equal in good looks & character.
Started as an FA w/ my dad this yr. He's a very smart & has done well for his clients/ himself for 20 yrs. He has no structure in place & it drives me crazy. He wants communication & planning but...
Are people in this industry generally shallow in non-work conversation or are they just keeping away from talking real issues to avoid showing their true self and their weaknesses?
If you had to choose between Bain and McKinsey offers, at the consultant level, what would you choose?
How will your school be sanitizing?
Has anyone in the tax practice ever been sent to a client site to do work there rather than their home office?
How soon is too soon to ask for a raise? I know the raises in this industry are usually pretty standardized, so wanted to hear some insight about this topic. Thanks!
In levfin at a lesser known Intl IB based in NYC after two years of consulting. Would I have a shot at LMM PE or GE? Most analysts from our group usually move to direct lending or private credit. Feel too old to lateral to a better bank and do the analyst grind again
What % of your savings goes to VTI/Stocks?
I don’t have that many friends, and idk that the ones I have would care, but just found out I got my CPA license today! Whooh career security! 🥳🥳🥳
New to Fishbowl?
unlock all discussions on Fishbowl.