Talk about overheard at work! How much trouble do you think she'll be in with Taylor Swift's team for leaking this if it's true? Or maybe she's just pretending to be a "top chief's exec" so she can get her 15 minutes of fame for giving up the scoop, true or not.

How much would you pay per hour to have an attorney draft motions and briefs?

Anybody located in Austin Texas area?

Tagline for the Detroit Lions

I'm having 9 years of experience in SIEM and getting paid 13lpa. Am I underpaid?

What do you do when you need to work with your EC students, have explained this to your teacher assistant (para), but they don’t assist the remaining children with engagement or problems?

What are the most recognized certifications for data analytics? Was approached by the data analytics practice for an opportunity to transfer, and want to look into certifications

If anyone is looking for a referral to Deloitte, happy to chat! We have a robust pipeline of life science healthcare projects across the spectrum and are actively hiring across all levels (C - PPMD). Just to give context, the traditional consulting track is Analyst -> Consultant -> Senior Consultant -> Manager -> Senior Manager -> PPMD with other consulting tracks also available.

I’m posting this here instead of my usual Big Law bowl because I’m guessing there are people here who will understand. I just need to vent. I am married to a wonderful man who has a young son. My husband is the kindest, most patient and supportive man I’ve ever met other than my dear late grandfather. He is saintly. But the chaos that surrounds him hurts me. I am the primary breadwinner and far out earn my husband and my stepson’s bio mom. I have always put pressure on myself to succeed (Cont.)

Hello fishes,

What is the maximum package one can expect for Customer Support Senior Associate with 4 years experience overall?

DoD secret clearance eligibility for drug involvement? (Not within 1 yrs? 2 yrs?)

Anyone watching any of the virtual races being hosted today?

How much do client drivers make? Seems like a cool role.

That scene in The Boys 🤯
Season 3, episode 1.
WTF

When’s a good time to buy a house?

Is there any truth to the rumors that some verticals within Deals are having comp structure changed to align with the rest of the advisory practice?

CxOs in a consulting firm say discovery phase is a bad thing to say. Instead, use roadmapping or planning. Edit: I’m confused. What’s wrong with discovery?

Friday the CEO sends out an email proudly proclaiming that the company made $22 billion last year.
Two hours later I am told on our team meeting that the bonus/raise pool is down from last year.
I just have no words.

Is it a common practice to double deploy consultants ? I.e., bill them 8 hours to client 1 and 2-3 hours at client 2? And do you do that with/without clients knowledge and consent?

“I feel like I’m the stupidest person here”
“You are not stupid. You literally work at one of the top consulting firms in the world”
“I literally got a 6% in one exam during undergrad”
“Well damn I guess you are stupid”

Partner: ‘if you are comfortable, it makes me UNcomfortable’

Requester: let me know your availability for a meeting
Me: 10-11am
Req: how about 12:30pm or 5pm?
Me: no

(Meeting ended up at 10:30-10:45am)

“ I know I’m not the greatest creative here, but I NEVER want another bag of dog sh!t placed on my desk again please” ...it was the please that made me laugh when I heard it.

"...likely goes without saying, but obviously we can't..."
– an account director

Translation: "I know it's not my place to say (and everyone knows it) and we'll really have to work hard to get this done (and everyone knows it). But I want to be on record as being against it before there's any whiff of complication or controversy—and before the client has an opportunity to be for or against anything."

Ah... teamwork.

Creative 1: “Just closed on my house today.”

Creative 2: “I’ve been seriously considering buying a second pair of jeans, but I’m gonna do some more research first."

Overheard in an integration meeting: “yes, we have a prison strategy."

" no one is going to be at your funeral giving a eulogy about how many requisitions you've filled"

- an irate coworker in Recruitment

"Everyone should go to a Jimmy Buffet concert at least once"

Nope.

100% confirmed Apple getting into self driving Vehicles.

CW: the peloton ad is white culture

Ortho sales reps look like they could be the next contestants on the Bachelor. 💀💀

Curious, are unreasonable expectations, continued stress, unclear KPIs (which are then rated poorly), mental distress and anxiety cause for legal action?

“What will the account think?”
“We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

"we don't consider your external experience" (during a discussion about promotions) when I was actually hired on due to external experience...

In a brainstorm about motivating employees through employee communications:

Top 3 employee motivators:
1. Donuts
2. Contests
3. Free