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“No one lives forever, no one. But with advances in modern science and my high-level income, it’s not crazy to think I can live to be 245, maybe 300.” — Ricky Bobby
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PSA
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Lot of great lines there. Think I would argue step brothers is more quotable though
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Words to live by
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“As the late, great American military hero Colonel Sanders once said, ‘I’m too drunk to taste this chicken’” 🍗
That line probably pops into my head once a week 🤦♂️
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Dear 8-pound, 6-ounce newborn infant Jesus, don't even know a word yet...
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Anytime I’m in a bad mood, I watch this movie and find a different funny part I didn’t notice before. Then my mood improves. Love it.
My kids, Walker and Texas Ranger love it too.
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I’ve even used it for client presentations…”I just want to go fast”