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Taxi driver today in NYC:"I love my job! I'm my own boss and none tells me what to do" I replied:"Make a left turn" Awkward silence...

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We answer to our boss. Boss answers to VP. VP answers to EVP. EVP answers to CEO. CEO answers to shareholders. Shareholders are ... us

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That was funny the first time I heard it

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But S1 said it locally with great culture so it’s different...

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Savage af

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Isnt this an old joke? Been posted here many tomes before

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Hilarious!

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Nailed it!!!!

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