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Tell me you are a Desi parent without telling me.. :)

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If one is close to 30yrs -> Shaddi kab kar rahe ho? (When are you getting married?) If one is already married and close to 30yrs -> Bachon ki khush khabari kab de rahe ho? (When are you giving some good news?)

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Already have kids and close to 30 —> baccho ki IIT coaching kahan se kara rahe ho? 🤣

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Kid “can I have a sleepover” Me “Of course not!! You have a perfectly good bed here!”

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My son is turning 2 and looking for a good IIT coaching center.

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PwC1: too early in the week to watch inception

Changed 6 year olds school cuz this one didn’t give enough homework

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Guilty, thought about it

You are still just 10 years old, when I was your age, I was 12.😎

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We live in a good public school district.

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I recently moved just for this!

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Desi rules for kids grades: A - Average B- Below Average C- Cant have dinner D- Dont come home F- Find a new family

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Turn off the lights

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‘Off the lights’

We have potluck at Seema Aunty next Saturday

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Lajawaab!

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You fell sick? It’s all because of your phone You met with an accident? That phone of yours! You got covid? Must be because of your phone!

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Which year did you pass out?

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Let me shoot this on my phone camera

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I am settled in Dallas due to my kids 🤦‍♂️

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The ultimate sacrifice!

Did you practice your tables today? Don’t waste food, poor people go hungry and would give anything for the food you waste..

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You can live at home rent free till you’re married 🙂

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More like, till you are dead

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Sharma ji ke ladke ko dekho 😵‍💫

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Ajit Pai aur Bobby Jindal jaisa dimaag aur character Bhagwan dushman ke bachho ko bhi na de.

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Beta uncle ko namaste karo

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Haan beta

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Abacus

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Kumon

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Sharma Aunty knows this girl. Very homely….

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D1 edit: Seema Aunty^

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Change channel when there’s kissing scene on tv

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*cue long-winded discussion about how desi parents need to be more progressive*

Bhetta, you must be a doctor, engineer, lawyer or you might as well drop out of college and work for Babaji. I don’t want to hear anything else about a liberal arts degree

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Zyada chaai naa pee, kale ho jaaoge 😂

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Beta wear sunscreen; Pathan family hey per rang sanwala hey thora.

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Is losing a parent supposed to hurt this much? Doesn't feel natural. Depressing is not the word, it's worse. 😞

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Our nanny takes my 7 month old out for one, sometimes 2, long walks every day (weather permitting). Love the idea of fresh air every day but its often for several hours at a time and he always returns home crying bc she's pushed him to his limit between feedings. She brushes it off saying hes just fussy which kind of irks me. Im also concerned that he's spending too much time strapped in a stroller. Is it reasonable to ask her to take shorter walks? Am I overreacting?

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