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Telling the new intern how great our firm is while also planning my exit strategy 🙂 🐍

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Part of a great firm is even better exit ops

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I always tell them like it is; plant the seeds of anger so that they are ready to leave by the end of year 2 😂

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Gotta get ‘em jaded before they even accept the offer letter

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At some point, they just stopped letting me talk to interns and interview candidates. Interviewing Analyst Kyle: “what’s your favorite part of working here?!? Is it the chance to make real change, or the opportunity to grow?” Me: “the paycheck and the free phone, Analyst Kyle. That’s what keeps me going. That’s my white rabbit.”

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With enough implementation projects under your belt, you too can have my world view…

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The cycle of life.

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Heart breaker

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aren't you such a little devil

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🤚same.

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You are in different stages of your career. It Could be a great firm coming in as an intern.

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😂😂😂😂😂 this is me

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Intern is looking for other opportunities as well, will probably stay if he does not get offer from Google. He knows you BSing as well.

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