Tfw a LinkedIn “influencer” makes up a story and can’t decide if she wants the character to be her or a third-party:

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Posting as :
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You are currently posting as works at

Maybe they meant to explain to gen z that some people still have landlines? Lol

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I explain to my kids that a phone used to be attached to the wall because people used to be more worried about misplacing their phones.

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Cool Storey, bro

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I was just going to say the same. What is the success rate from those high cut throat resume charges and how many are REAL? All those "stories" are to attract traffic to her high priced resume building.

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I just have to say that whoever created this group is the real MVP. I need this laughter to get through my workday. 🤣

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Classic vomit story feat. casual headhunt brag etc incl.

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When people who use the phrase "dream job." Major cringe.

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Don't have a post to share, but a thought: the people who write these cringe LI stories have got to be the same people who made up super depressing, sappy motivational college admission essays 😀. Old habits die hard, js 🤷🏽‍♀️.

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Agreeing with yourself…

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Happy birthday to myself, the self-appointed Gamechanger 🥳

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I’m the lawyer she’s referring to.

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“Has nothing to do with numbers”…. Proceeds to mention the same number twice and adding an extra 10,000

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Honest question. Does LinkedIn give people cancer??

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never thought I would see the word noob pop up on my LI timeline …….

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