TFW in de spirit of positivitea, u try sharing a dadjoke wit ur brand knew manager but dey juss stare at u silently, silent hill style, make u uncomfartable, rando HR Teams invite style, den yell at u to get out of der room, with de trauma amplifying x 5 cuz uve got a noice surround sound WFH speaker setup, n it making 0 cents aka nonsense cuz even tho it's a Zoom meeting so technically zoom owns it, knot dem...y ppl got2b so mean to us kind ppl? Wut kind of world doo we live in? AITA?😔🌍🧐

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My eyes hurt from reading that 😵😵‍💫

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Reading this took actual work.

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This post gave me COVID

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Verizon???

PS: I alwayz reedz looong kopy out a respekt for da righter but i’ze culdn’t get threw dat.

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Your coworker ITA

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🥺😢🧐

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Not silent hill style 😂

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Send me your manager’s addy. I will take care of them. 😤😤How dare they do that to you?

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