TFW the elderly lady in middle seat wants you to climb over her to get to your seat. Felt like a jerk but made her get up because I'd likely take her out by accident her way. Is this a thing??

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I like to try to work up a boner first. Then climb over them crotch to face. Power move.

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I've had people refuse to even move a muscle to allow me into window seats in both coach and first. It hasn't gone well for the folks acting that way with my work bag + 6'4", 220 lb self and I don't even try to return their obstinance.

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This happened to me in first class once. First she had half of her massive amount of luggage occupying my window seat, then she made me crawl over her after emptying my seat, then I couldn't go to the bathroom during the 3 hour flight because she couldn't move. It was glorious. No idea why someone like this wouldn't request a window seat. Any gate agent would have given her a window especially since she's in first class.

D1, that's when you just crawl over them during the flight and be sure to step on their foot real good.

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