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I joined Deloitte in March as consultant its been 6 months.But till now I havent got any project . My RM is always like "we are working on it".
Do deloitte fire ppl on bench when they dont have project? I am worried abt my survival here.
How can I get project any suggestions?

Looking for HTML5 animation aces for a web project. Any reccomendations?

Why is it like pulling teeth getting documents and information from clients? I’m a first-year tasked with managing discovery in a few cases and I feel like I’m walking on eggshells when I’m on calls with the client. I just want to tell them to shut up and give me what I need

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Did anyone attended Client interview in TCS ( Tata Consultancy ) before HR round ??
What kind of questions/discussion happens in this round ??

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Have a client coming in next week, do you guys have any lunch and dinner recommendations?

Has anyone filed an HR complaint about their client? The business I work on is notorious for bad client behavior, and we work with a ton of partners who have filed complaints but no one at my company has done this yet. … curious if it’s worth doing, or if I should just jump ship at this point.

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Can anybody let me know how much would Airbnb offer for Project Coordinator role with 5 years of WE ?
Thanks

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Hi 👋 I’m tasked with being one of the interviewers for our next VP of Client Services. I’d like to focus on behavioral questions, people motivation, etc. to really dig into their psychology and approach when working with/managing/motivating others. Are there any resources or questions you could point me to please? Thank you for your help!!!

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Ladies, I need advice. I've been in PA (audit) for 10 years and I'm burnt out. I like the challenge of the job, variety, working with smart people, flexibility but client service is hard. I just don't see myself being able to be fully present with my family during busy season. I've been considering non-client facing roles. My firm is smaller and currently doesn't have any. However, I'm seeing other larger firms have some. Anyone switch to professional practice, inspections roles, any regrets?

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Are large firms disorganized? In a quest to quickly get work done, and to be thorough, it seems to me that large firms just throw bodies at the issue. No project management, no clear delineation of duties, no planning.

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How is EY India (not GDS )..in terms of job security and WLB ?
Client - Fidelity Investments

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Hello Everybody.
I really need leave for two weeks. My project does not have long leave policy but it has strict target policy. The last best leave I took was for 4 days only. I really need a long leave so I can have a vacation atleast once. it's been 3 years I worked in my current project. Never taken a long leave. Plz suggest me good ideas. I'm not sick but getting depressed day by day.

Hi everyone! I am looking to change my career path to project management and am currently looking for positions that would be a good start. I recently had my resume professionally redone to reflect project management skills I have but haven’t had any luck yet. Other than getting a certification (which I plan to receive) how do I break into this career path?!

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New project in a new office. Hung out with an Asian guy and called him dude many times. Turns out he's a manager.

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Help. I have a Japanese client.

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What is a typical salary for someone pivoting from account management in logistics to project management? Just technically starting out in PM but 4 years of experience in account management, HR and customer service.

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Is there a market for lawyers to add expertise In crisis management or reputation management? My goal is to counsel clients on how to respond to media inquiries without saying or posting something detrimental to a potential lawsuit while still maintaining communication with their client base. If so, how to break into that industry? Courses? Books? Certifications?

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Hi smarties, I have 9 YOE in software engineering and project management in automotive industry in Europe. I will get a MBA degree from Imperial College Business School in early Match 2023. Consider myself has a ENFP personality style, and want to pivot to sales & strategy & product. Do you guys think going to consulting is a good choice? Which department in which consulting firm will you recommend? I’m open to APAC, North America too if opportunities are great. Thanks guys.

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ISO production partner for a few internal-facing videos for a spirits client of mine. need a director/producer+post (though those can be different partners!). it’ll essentially be a talking head interview + a mixologist creating a cocktail in a bar or studio space, NYC area is best. catch is that because these are internal, we’re looking to keep it lean and around/under $50k. does anyone have a recommendation for partner(s) or sound like something you’d be a good fit for?

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Advice? Job has depressed me for the last 6 months and this client has only gotten worse. Kicker: baby on the way. Not sure I can stick it out but it would be crazy to let the it go. Right?

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Hi fishies,
Anyone have any mock GCA or even RRK questions they’ve come across recently related to the Strategy and Operations (S&O) Lead role? What about in Partner Solutions and Go-to-market?

Thank you in advance!

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Best coffee shops to work in Kirkland/woodinville/bothell? Also anything open late?

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"Everyone should go to a Jimmy Buffet concert at least once"

Nope.

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How do people balance consulting life and hobbies/passions? I love the grind and the challenge of my job, but I barely have any time for anything else like art, which is really weighing me down

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Is Infosys Indore office location open/closed?

Recruiter said, For Infosys Indore location I might still get WFH due to office being non-functional.

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Anyone has worked at BDO multistage tax services? How is the culture on team work and learning process? How does career advance look like?

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New to investing here - anyone feel like they’ve been successfully investing while staying compliant with their firm’s anti-insider trading policy? How do you do it?

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Hey all! My SO and I (gay dudes) are looking to move to CO/UT for 3-4 this winter to be close to the mountains and ski every weekend (+ plan to take a few weeks off). We’ve been looking at Aspen Snowmass mostly. Aspen itself seems to be too expensive but we found some affordable places in Basalt and El Jebel. Any tips from the group? What’s the best mountain to be on if our budget is 3500-4000ish/month, need space to WFH, want to be within 30min from slopes and be able to live our gay life?

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I am looking for job change.
Profile:MS Sql developer
Having 4 yrs of experience

What is the typical manager salary with EY?

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Salesforce 🐠, does the company have any perks for employees related to children education like providing low cost 529 plan?

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What makes a great customer success / renewal manager in Enterprise? And what would be the biggest challenges faced from moving from SMB into Enterprise for these roles?

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i am SO sick of working from home. anyone else?

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What's typical for pay increases? I'm a first year if that helps

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Hello,
Does any have a NP contract with base salary and production bonus after surpassing RVUs?

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Hi All, I'm an account manager who works in ad agency right now. I'm looking to make a switch to a product manager or a product marketing manager. What qualifications would qualify, or I should acquire to be qualified for the job? Thanks!!

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Anyone at AlixPartners? Feeling like I need to get out of EY and wondering how the company culture is/ differences between Big 4

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I’m looking for a creative lesson to go with this standard. Any suggestions?

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For those who switched from PwC to EY, what are the biggest differences between the firms?

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Ayo my dude, why your PTO look like my checking account balance

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Prepping for year end like.....

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Me when i try to recruit team members for a known circus of a project

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I’m prepared. Are you?

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Off to the pineapple 🍍🥹

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Try again tomorrow

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Making my to-do list for the week:

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Travel days....show some respect

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The base of maslows pyramid

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I get mad at articles about millennials killing all the industries and this made me very happy. Meme credit: Transboy Peter Parker.

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Literally all my presentations

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Me: “I’m gonna log off early”

Partner, whose been offline all day and won’t reply to emails:

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Just reread one of my favorite PM books.

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My trying to find a mate...

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It do be like that tho

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Happens all the time

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Them: “Send me your one-pager”
My one-pager:

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Monday Morning Motivation:

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Working with a useless manager be like

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