tfw you walk into the restroom with your boss and you both proceed to 💩

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No, you pee and then leave as fast as possible because you're a shy pooper and you can't handle that

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Team bonding?

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I always go a floor or two away from my home base for exactly that reason!

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Battle shits

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Yeah there was a post of his before. Think through 💩 location beforehand

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Countdown from 10 as loud as possible then snap one off that dents the porcelain then fistbump the wall a few times and whisper, are you feeling lucky, punk?

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