TFW you’re on a Friday 6am Zoom call with an East Coast client and they say “we can’t see you, could you turn on your camera?” 🙄🙄

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“It’s actually 6am here, so I’m not quite presentable yet, but very pleased to contribute by phone!"

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Don’t worry I didn’t give in 💪🏼

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I never turn my camera on.

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TFW McBee hijacks your thread but you’re still happy coz it’s McBee.
Seriously, you should do these meme replies more often 😃

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Its easy. Just say you have low bandwidth and can’t get video going

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Turn it on once and never be asked again

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Ew who does that

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Rly starting to like u McBee. Big fan over here. Thread 2 I’m saying this. Cheers

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New computer, who dis

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Nightmare 🧟‍♂️

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