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My husband has the word “modeling” in his profile and Glassdoor recommended him to be a makeup artist at Sephora 😂 he doesn’t even know what a highlighter is

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Their ML must be getting better. Rather than pairing positions like principal at school to principal at consulting firm they’re just matching company name to company name.

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Not as bad as the time I got an email… to my Deloitte email… saying that, after careful consideration, I was not advancing to the next stage of the application process 😅

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Over under this gets removed by the moderators?

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What am I violating? I understand FB is acquired by Glassdoor but this is crazy..lol

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You guys and gals talking trash about Glassdoor are about to have your comments accidentally get posted with your names

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I cannot stop laughing at this

That's pretty accurate. Good job Glassdoor, mission accomplished

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