That farewell email circulating Accenture today...Wasim is my hero

Omg this is great

Despite whoever wrote it, it's still hilarious.

As many of you probably know, today is my last day in Accenture. But before I leave, I wanted to take this opportunity to let you know what a great and distinct pleasure it has been to type “Today is my last day. “For nearly as long as I’ve worked here, I’ve hoped that I might one day leave this company. And now that this dream has become a reality, please know that I could not have reached this goal without your unending lack of support. Words cannot express my gratitude for the words of gratitude you did not express.

I would especially like to thank all of my managers and team members: in an age where miscommunication is all too common, you consistently impressed and inspired me with the sheer magnitude of your misinformation. It takes a strong man to admit his mistake - it takes a stronger man to attribute his mistake to me.

Over the past four years, you have taught me more than I could ever ask for and, in most cases, ever did ask for. I have been fortunate enough to work with some absolutely interchangeable supervisors on a wide variety of seemingly identical projects - an invaluable lesson in overcoming daily tedium in overcoming daily tedium in overcoming daily tedium.
Your demands were high and your patience short, but I take great solace knowing that my work was, as stated on my annual review, “mostly satisfactory.” That is the type of praise that sends a man home happy after even a 10 hour day, smiling his way through half a bottle of mostly satisfactory scotch.

And to most of my peers: even though we barely acknowledged each other within these office walls, I hope that in the future, should we pass on the street, you will regard me the same way as I regard you: sans eye contact.

So, in parting, if I could pass on any word of advice to the individual who will soon be filling my position, it would be to cherish this experience like a sponge and soak it up like a good woman, because a job opportunity like this comes along only once in a lifetime.


Meaning: if I had to work here again in this lifetime, I would sooner kill myself.

SAVAGE

The ending: "...because a job opportunity like this comes along only once in a lifetime. Meaning: if I had to work here again in this lifetime, I would sooner kill myself."

Also, in reference to his managers and team members: "It takes a strong man to admit his mistakes - it takes a stronger man to attribute his mistake to me"

On my last day at EY, I sent an email that said "You all know I am a man of few words, so... Bye"

He's clearly been plotting this for awhile. May have had an accessory here in the states.

His people page: a little known fact about me: "m single"

All relationship destroyed.

He's a software engineer in India, I can't imagine he's going to have issues with the inevitable exposure

Hate to burst the bubble, the letter has been around for several years. Google it and you'll find the same exact letter circulating various website/forums. Unless this Wasim guy you talked about straight up copy&pasted it.

According to snopes Cian Kelliher sent this email on his penultimate day of employment at the Dublin office of E&Y in Jan 2007

His grammar is much better in the email than his ppl page

Sounds like an idiot.

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Please post the full email! I'm curious

I'm dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

What city is he/she based in? I wanna creep before their account gets removed.

I think that email is a copy from another site. I have seen it before at other companies...

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In Irish news: m.independent.ie/irish-news/joke-falls-flat-after-accountant-signs-off-with-a-howler-26273704.html