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That farewell email circulating Accenture today...Wasim is my hero

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Omg this is great

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Despite whoever wrote it, it's still hilarious.

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Better hope he doesn't end up going viral

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Oh. My. God

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Zero fucks given

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Not a consultant though. Note: your life is better than his.

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Favorite thin about Accenture: "it's one of the most facility provided to the employee in Mumbai. (Accenture ">" is best)" anyone care to translate?

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No chill

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I've seen or heard bits and pieces of this before. Must have been partially copied and pasted. Still funny tho.

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Commenting here for reference... 😊

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Mumbai

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Can someone please email it to a mailinator account?

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Post the link, bitches!

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🔥

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This is a copypasta that's been around as long as unhappy consultants have existed

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This is so great

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I just said that! Lol

Amazing

Good guy

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