That feel when your SO's birthday is coming up but the relationship isn't working out well so you gotta figure out which gifts will hurt the least when the breakup happens :(

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Therapy session gift card

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Dog. Classic pre-breakup warning sign gift

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Kohl’s Cash

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Spa treatment gift certificates

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Lol why are you getting someone a gift when you know you don't want to be with them? Unnecessary contemplation if you ask me

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I took none of this advice and got some expensive ass electronics lmao fml

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We can't help you now.

THANK YOU NEXT

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End it on the birthday.

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Aka freedom!

Give yourselves a joint bday present and end it

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Gift certificate to a sex toy shop.

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