That heart dropping feeling when you walk into your hotel room to see your vibrator neatly placed on top of the freshly made bed.....

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... And you are a dude

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Gross!! Poor cleaning woman.

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OP, Happy Hump night 😉

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Amy, that you?

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I have always been timid about traveling with mine. Does TSA ever wonder what it is?

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We've had the exact same post

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Been there. So embarrassing.

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Get it girl

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This Made my day! Lol

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That's amazing.

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Why is it embarrassing? Shouldn't this be normal nowadays?

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Which hotel?;)

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What's wrong with being a dude and having a vibrator

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D1, vibrators are not the same as dildos. Though there are some combo tools. Guy here, not really an expert.

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Don't get why this is embarrassing

Squat booty

It's not embarrassing. It's gross that the cleaning woman had to touch it!

Accenture has the most experience with dildos

What's a vibrator?

Happened to me last week! 😂

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