That moment when you have a meeting with the partner in 5 minutes and you need to take a shit really bad.

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Wanna know what did you choose

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This used to be a problem until I realized the partner planned on being five minutes late to your fifteen minute meeting and cutting it five minutes short. Go do what you need and meet with them. If they ask, you tell them you had to go to bathroom. We are adults.

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Ok Kimi Raikkonen

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