That moment when you wake up in the am to 14 meeting requests 🤡

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In the event of conflicting meetings, have the organizers rock-paper-scissors for the winner.

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The joys of being triple booked...

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Hello fishes, Do you have suggestions on Diversity & Inclusion activities that can be done virtually with a group? I found few ideas in google but would love to hear about any experiences and suggestions.

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I am a 30yr old with a masters in finance and bachelor in Econ but I feel like I am not doing what I can to continue my education. I barely read but know I need to. Any page turning book recs that can get me start reading more?

Europe.
What is a decent daily rate for senior software engineer (consultant position) at
BP ? Given their urge to transform the company aren't they throwing £££ at the problem as well? :)

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Has anyone heard about Lay-offs for technology consultants in any of the companies like Accenture/Oracle?

What's is the band for B7 roles in natwest?

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Props to whoever art directed these United cinemagraph mobile ads

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How much counter offer(additional X %) your asking to next company ? Any standard in market which next HR can understand and provide counter offer with additional X % ?

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What does HSBC Bangalore provide in welcome kit after onboarding? Headset? Anything else?

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Hello! I am a junior studying Public Health and Information Technology and Informatics at Rutgers University. Currently I’m in search of a summer internship within healthcare consulting, analytics or tech - does anyone have any advice on how to get into the field or firms to apply to?

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What percent of summer IB associates get return offers?

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Anywhere in LA looking for a writer? Or a team?

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Where’s the best place for me to find this years bonuses at each level from various banks? Is there a WSO thread?

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My home office had a makeover and I upgraded to a standing desk! I now have a box of books and college textbooks ready to donate. Is there anywhere I could take them to donate considering... South Fl

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Looking for referal for below tech stack. Ping for more details:
Tech: Unix,Azure,Mainframe, Splunk,AppDynamics,Snow,Sql Developer and JIRA.
YOE: 6yrs
Availability : 44 days

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Hi guys, I am looking for WLB. JAVA with 8 years exp. Bank of america vs Wells Fargo. Which is better to choose.

Anyone have good podcasts that I could listen to while driving anything funny and known political I used to listen to books on tape aging showing my age here but it's hard to find anything that's amusing nowadaysAnyone have good podcasts that I could listen to while driving anything funny and known political I used to listen to books on tape aging showing my age here but it's hard to find anything that's amusing nowadays

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Just heard back from my manager that I was promoted!! And my manager told me the raise would start from Apr so I should expect to see a bit extra on my pay check. The question is last time when I got promoted, I was told the same thing that the salary was increased before I was being told about the good news. However, I didn’t see that pay anywhere. I emailed payroll but didn’t hear anything back. I wonder how this kind of things go with you girls. Any suggestions/thoughts would be appreciated!!

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Hi, can you guys please provide your opinion / review on the company qualitest? S it worth to switch from a big 4 to qualitest for test lead or test manager position?

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People who keep deadlines on Friday before Labor Day weekend should burn in hell.

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Pretty sure I just bamboozled a firm into offering me way more money than I'm worth/deserve 😅

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I turn on my camera during video conferences just to look at myself 💋

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I haven’t had a legit 1-2 week vaca in 3 years and now with Delta it looks it’ll be another year or two before it happens. ✈️ If I don’t feel safe leaving the country, I might as well keep on working. 👩🏻‍💻

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I still get frustrated about being ignored by my parents at 27. Tried to ask my mom to pick out a virtual wine tasting with me for Mother’s Day to find out she was writing an email the whole time. It’s silly Ik but it really hurt me still. I feel like I’m 12 looking for my parents attention

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People on this thread are cool with animal abuse?

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I hate townhalls with a passion

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Sometimes between being the sole provider at home, the rain maker at work, the demands of my clients, demands of my family, demands of my staff. Life just feels crushing at times.

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Daily reminder to myself - only compare yourself to your past self

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New to this.. but I just found out I am attracted to older ladies I am 30 years of age but i have always had a thing for older intelligent women.. It their maturity that does it for me!! 🥰

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I don’t trust people who don’t have any friendships that have lasted longer than 10 years

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Puns make me numb, but puns about math make me number.

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I’ve been living in the UK for 5 years now - and I’m growing out of the whole drinking culture. Whenever I have friends from abroad visiting they’re shocked when they discover how much ppl drink. I’m no longer interested in going « out out » - but my partner is a big drinker (so are his friends). It’s making me uncomfortable at times. Every social activity here seems to have alcohol involved, and it’s making me question whether I want to stay in the UK.

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I heard something new (well too me lol) the other day that has stuck in my head.
Confession: I want a “Brain Dump” partner.
It was explained to me that at the end of the day you have a sit down with your partner/roommate/friend and “brain dump”—talk about anything that happened during the day, at work or personally that bothered you or happened so that you can get it all out before you go to sleep. Then you can start fresh each day. 😊 just thought I would share!

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I don’t like dogs at all but it seems like every guy has a dog and I don’t know what to do. 😫

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Look I’m all for celebrating Hispanic month but the honking at 11:20 and fireworks.. idk man

Btw I’m Hispanic myself. So 🤫

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My dog's so weird and I love her 🥺

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I been obsessed with retro gaming for a while and I wonder if this the nerd equivalent of a mid-life crisis 🤔.

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I really hate when people constantly complain about things in their life but don’t do anything to fix it. (Example, complaining about not having any money but buying stupid stuff)

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Can anyone please put me in touch with that lady from Indian Matchmaking? Maybe you’ll see me in season 3

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