#ThatAwkwardMoment when your bag is searched at TSA and they pull out and test your fleshlight for explosive material because the guy didn't understand what it was. 😳😂Who else has a good TSA story?

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It gets worse when you travel the week after your vacation with your SO because your pouch contains ... Things.. Private things... Let's just say.. KY lube was the least embarrassing in one instance

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those who are asking what's fleshlight, please don't google in front of clients!

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What's a flesh light

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Feels 70% real

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Best story of day

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Can't help laughing

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So is it really worth it? I mean honestly, does it feel legit?

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Omfg. Women beware, you will be replaced by silicone.

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I'm dead 😂

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Just googled fleshlight. And curious why you were carrying it in your carry on. Did you think that you would need it on your flight? Or just traveling light?

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Man's gotta do what a man's gotta do

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Feels great

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Same q: what's a flesh light?

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cant use your hand? amateur

^Haven't used enough of your hand? double amateur

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