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This is beyond cringe, this is what an incel would write..

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I f’ing hate this post and see it circulate a bunch

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Stupid on so many levels. ‘Marriage to a traditional girl’ 🤯 go out with the modern ones?

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Barf 🤢

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What’s the problem with entering a pool through the stairs? Since it’s rule #2 clearly a massive issue

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"Rules to develop an antiquated and obnoxious sense of overstated masculinity, combined with a fair helping of third world small town archaic superstitions"

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Also you marry a WOMAN not a girl. Okay I’m done

I wish there was a cringe reaction. Yikes 😬😬

Number 13 though...

Whether you agree with the substance or not, the issue I see is his decision to post this on LinkedIn. Seems like an appropriate post for Facebook or Quora.

I could summarize all these 34 rules in 1 sentence.

Teach you some how to make sound judgements.

Don't have to list 34 examples.

*Rules to become a douchebag

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Was this post a humble brag about sleeping with two women of “stunning beauty, high intelligence and bla bla bla” or about AI? Bruh….

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I think we’re seeing all these posts because LinkedIn “training” is telling people that they should post 3 types of content rotating.

1. Something about your company/product
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Damn, talk about burning a bridge. Also calling BS that this person likes paying taxes...

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No broseph, success is showing up for your wife on your honeymoon…

What is wrong with these people?

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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