Don't even care that I am going to be waking up at ungodly hours and that i'll be running a project for my least favorite client... because I'll be in Chicago baby!
That awkward moment when your client whips out an electronic cigarette and starts puffing away mid presentation.
Ditching the back pack. What are some cool work bags (male) that you use to carry stuff to work and that are client presentable?
It's a little too early in the project to be receiving an ALL CAPS email. Especially on a weekend.
Starting a new project in Nashville... recommendations on relatively quick dinner in the downtown area?
I'm definitely more productive remote. The office just provides too many opportunities for socializing. Plus I wouldn't feel ethical billing my client for my midday nap.
When the IT "experts" at your client office spend the first 30 minutes of every meeting figuring out how to sort columns in excel
Am I the only one who finds it annoying AF to learn a new secret language every time you start a new project? Any hacks for navigating those first few days without losing it?
When you run into your former client on the street and it feels eerily similar to running into an ex... Awkward small talk and you are just so happy you got the f outta there
I owe a lot of my career to the PPD on my project, but she's making me eat hours like CRAY. Worry that stirring the pot will ruin the relationship, honestly is it worth it to nurture the relationship?
My advice to new joiners: "Don't put ANYTHING onto the client computers. Except your tears. You can leave those on the keyboard."
Managers that essentially do nothing all day but claim their "guidance" is crucial to the project.
Working at the client site late only to go home (your hotel) and do more work and top off your night with Annual Independence training that has to be done by tomorrow 😊🔫
You know what's not a bad sign? When the client puts your team on mute six times during the call. -_-
Need new Spotify playlist to make my days at windowless client site cubicle slightly less suicide inducing. Any thoughts?
I have an offer of cognizant of 14 lpa and xoriant of 17.5 lpa.. which should I prefer and will Cognizant provides counter offer to match the CTC ?
Hi All, I have 20 + years experience in Manufacturing Domain and currently has an offer of 6 million INR..Will TCS match my offer ?
Anyone buying the dip today?
What are the other Strategy consulting orgs have good size info security practice beside EY, PWC,Accenture,Kpmg, Deloitte.
Hi All, Could anyone help me what is the CTC i can get for lead consultant gis role in Infosys BPM? Thank you
What is starting salary for a staff accountant?
Hi all, Yoe : 2.9 years Skill : Functional testing Domain worked : banking Notice period : 30 days Any qa / testing openings, please let me know. Thanks in adv
Does wipro terminate lateral hires if they are not tagged in project for 2 months. Is it happening anywhere, how many chances provided in 2 months, any information please share.
I have an offer in consulting and I'll be joining in 2 months, how do I network within the company in advance, find mentors?
So long it’s a twofer on screen shots
How is the buyout policy in Capgemini? If I want early release from Capgemini then what should I do in that case?
Hi All, I got one offer from EY GDS, in the offer letter, it's mentioned as TC_IN_GDS_QE. Does any idea about the section? Is it worth switching from Tcs to EY? also WLB, the Work culture in EY compare to TCS ?
Hi, I’m new here. Don’t really know about US comps ranges and wanted to know if 135-145k annual + 100% bonus is a good offer for PE Infra based in LA? Any thoughts ? I’m currently working at another PE Infra Fund in Mexico, have 2 years now in my position and 2.5 years of previous internships experiences.
So I find out uber is not in San Antonio anymore. #%^ Then when I get a cab the guy is chomping on his whopper while crossing lanes! Can't make this stuff up.
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