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The client keeps saying “your welcome.” Lord give me the strength to make it until Christmas.

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Ok, ok, I see what's happening here You're face to face with greatness, and it's strange You don't even know how you feel It's adorable! Well, it's nice to see consultants never change Open your eyes, let's begin Yes, it's really me, it's the client, breathe it in! I know it's a lot: the suit, the watch! When you're staring at a client-god What can I say except you're welcome For the tides, the sun, the sky Hey, it's okay, it's okay You're welcome I'm just an ordinary client-guy Hey! What has two thumbs that pulled up the sky When you were waddling yay high This guy! When the nights got late Who demanded the deck be done from home You're lookin' at him, yo Oh, also the scope's on the run You're welcome! To stretch the days and bring you fun Also I harnessed the funds You're welcome! To fill your pockets and leave you stunned So what can I say except you're welcome For the islands I pulled from the sea There's no need to pray, it's okay You're welcome! Ha, I guess it's just my way of being me You're welcome! You're welcome! Well, come to think of it Kid, honestly I can go on and on I can explain every natural phenomenon My industry, the grass, the ground, oh That was this client just messing around I fired an intern I buried their guts Sprouted a tree, now you got coconuts What's the lesson? What is the take-away? Don't mess with this client when he's on the break-away And look at this whiteboard here on my wall Is a map of my scattered thoughts and all Look where I've been I make everything happen Look at that frustrated consultant just tippity-tappin' Well, anyway let me say you're welcome For the wonderful world you know Hey, it's okay, it's okay You're welcome! Well, come to think of it, I gotta go Hey, it's your day to say you're welcome 'Cause I'm gonna need that slide Scope creep away, away You're welcome! 'Cause I can do anything but fly You're welcome! You're welcome! And thank you

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Typing or saying? Are you poking at their misspelling or them being an ass?

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Yar* welcome 🙄

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