The client kept me late. Gym receptionist as I checked in: "We're closing in 15 minutes". Me: "Imagine you've got 15 minutes to live, wouldn't that feel like a lifetime?"

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Me: “welp... I’m going to the bar instead”

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It kind of sounds like a death threat

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And then everyone on the bus clapped

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I said “death threat” not “pickup line”. Unless the two are synonymous at EY

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It’s not really about you but more like they’ve cleaned up the space and checked out for the day yet you came in to reset it all

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It wasn't meant to be a pickup line, just perspective but I understand how it could be misinterpreted. Seriously hauled ass working out for 15 min.

Ummm no did not think of it as a pick up line. But more of like something an arrogant jerk would say.

The other people did. Minus the stream of thought, tone and nonverbals it could be misinterpreted that way.

Clearly I'm a bad communicator for that spectrum of interpretation. What the hell, let's go with the former.

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