The cold, dead truth.

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You just wait, K2.

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No way the firm can post that quick. I call BS

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Before your body gets cold*

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Deep bruh !

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It really puts things into perspective, eh?

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^lol

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The chip implanted in you would notify the firm and posting will go up

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