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1992: Ukraine holds about one third of the Soviet nuclear arsenal, the third largest in the world at the time, as well as significant means of its design and production.

1994: Ukraine agrees to dissolve the entire nuclear arsenal in exchange for “safety guarantees” from Russia, USA and the UK, becoming only nation in the history to willingly give up nukes.

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The new Teams anthem 🎵🎶

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Looking at you MBB & FAANG

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AFTER CAREFUL CONSIDERATION

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All day, every day

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Accomplishment this year

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Partner when things go badly in front of clients

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Partner on day 1 of every project 💀🔫

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MDs when the project they sold is underfunded and understaffed and the client rolls everyone off

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WTF does this mean?

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I really did try, I’ll take full responsibility

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