The homeless person / late candidate / sick mother are simply not enough anymore to showcase compassionate philosophical heroism 🐶
Also a man posted this original content. He just forgot to change the mom part

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Maybe its because I'm not a dog person, but that dog's eyes look hella haunting to me. Either he's seen too much, or is a serial killer.

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The dog got hired on the spot.

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