The HPs they give us are pieces of crap. If my computer actually functioned properly I would be so much more productive #outlookdontwork #pptjustcrashedagain #everythingissosloooow

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Be thankful you do not have Lotus Notes.

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Mac!

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It's all the garbage that they put on our machines. If it weren't for all the antivirus and nonsense, these computers could fly.

The dells aren't any better. Can't handle an excel with 10k rows (no formulas I should add) without crashing at least once every hour

My previous laptop was an hp elite book without touch screen and a less powerful processor but man that thing was capable of anything

The Dells are trash as well but I'm going to switch back to the HP because I liked it better

Please you want to see sad technology come on over here

What do y'all got EY1? Desktop computers?

Commadore 64's on every desk

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