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The kind of promotion we wish for!

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I used to work for a consumer products company, and we'd promote our folks to be our customers.

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Did this get printed, scanned, and then turned into a really compressed jpg?

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/r/deepfriedmemes

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Dank

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I think this might be the dankest meme ive ever seen on fb

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