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HR calls to offer you the job. Before they tell you the salary, they ask how much you’re currently making. How do you answer this? Honestly? Bump it up a little? I hate the question

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I am Navy Veteran with 16+ years of experience in Administration, Facilities and Security Management. I am looking for a Senior Middle Management Role or a Corporate role in Administration, Facilities and Security or a combined role. Can anyone refer any openings please. I am looking for Chennai and Bangalore as preferable location but not bound.

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Every time I do a separate statement

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This company I am interviewing with is not proposing a base salary and an OTE. They are asking me to create it and I really need guidance here. It’s an AE role in medical SaaS sales for orthopedics surgery. What do I need to ask? So far I know that they cover medical insurance, there is no 401k, and there are private company stock options. It’s mainly inside sales with maybe 10% travel.

My thought was 75k base and 110k OTE. But they are saying to lower the base and increase OTE.

A PSA to all consultants applying for business development jobs: please figure out what business development means before applying. Hint: it refers to a specific function, and is not, in fact, a catch-all term for all business activities in pharma/biotech.

Sincerely,
An exhausted hiring manager

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Has anybody had any experience with the boutique insurance litigation firm Miller Friel? Would love to hear your thoughts and insight.

Difference in comp between equity and non-equity partner at a mid-size PA firm?

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Hi Team,

Looking for some suggestion on below mentioned query. Please help me with your views.

Barclays VS UBS , which one will be preferred as Sr Big Data Engineer

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Hello guys!

Any idea if HR will be able to help with offer letter? My profile is stuck at evaluation in progress from quite some time. All the interviews and negotiations are already done.

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Was reached out from an Amazon Recruiter for a Program Manager role. Got past the online assessment and now they are asking for total compensation expectations (inclusive of RSUs, bonuses). Any idea of what is a fair number to put? Especially since the salary is no longer capped. Currently a Senior consultant with 6.5 YOE, making 116K.

CBIZ MHM, LLC can anyone explain how the environment is working at CBIZ Plymouth Meeting, PA office is?

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Why not. My skin feels thick lately, and want to make sure I'm growing at the right rate:

www.oliviamoo.re

Been in shopper for 2 years, actually enjoy it, but want to start studying a digital future (UX/UI).

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Hey there
Can somebody help me with the avg salary of wn an analyst (with almost 3 years experience overall) in the Marketing domain? In Hyderabad region.

Thanks in advance for your help.

Hi Fishes, I have received an offer for the role of Senior Manager (Accountant) from Congnizant for 20LPA (66% higher than current CTC) & Flexible Work Location. I'm already due for promotion in my current organization which gives me 20% hike from July 2022. If I consider this hike. Cognizant offer 20LPA is 38% increase. Should I ask more from Cognizant? Could you please tell your review about Cognizant - Pros & Cons (what you feel)? My research on Amibitionbox & Glassdoor results 80% Bad Review

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Anyone going to the Swedish House Mafia concert in September?

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Anyone else getting conflicting messages on whether it is permissible to use Zoom with federal agencies? Some are insisting on using it (MSPB), some are saying absolutely can't use it (DHS, USDA).

Hi people, what would be in hand salary per month based on this below salary structure? Total fix salary is 16 lpa.

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Question from a recent UX Bootcamp grad: I currently have a single case study in my portfolio. Upon reading somewhere that 2 case studies are required to be considered by recruiters, I stopped applying to jobs for about 2 months as I work on a second case study when I can.

Recruiters, Leads, PM’s etc., how do you feel about applicants with a single CS to show?

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For 7 YOE into Mainframe Skill, which is is better company to join. I have offer from below companies,

1. Shell India - Payroll Optimum Infosystem.
2. EY

Feel free to comment/respond. Appreciate your support:)

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Whoever made this meme, missed such a great opportunity. K’s response should’ve been “Hold my beer”.

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Then i guess we all gonna die 🍀🐝

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Sadly this is true.

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Why my Senior Manager enforces 40 hour week in our timesheets inspite of working 60+ hours👻👻

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