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The more time I spend on this project the more I I want to punch my client in the back of the head. Oh, and my flight is delayed 3 hours for no reason in an airport with no open lounge. Happy Monday.

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The donkey punch is a little more humiliating to the recipient 😂

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Why the back? It's a well known fact that direct hits to the jaw tend to make the aggressor feel better as they have the highest chance of knocking out your opponent in a single blow. #Justanalystthings

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You'll break your hand for sure.

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