The only acceptable way to take a shower is with water so hot that it nearly burns your skin

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Meals gotta cook

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Yes, if you want broken blood vessels on your face then go for it 😀

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Yesss if ur not burned, did u even showerrr

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If ur not burned at the end, were you even in a relationship

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No, I want my showers so cold my blood stops

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Agree

Tell that to the people who only shower twice per week đŸ€ iykyk

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I do this except when washing my hair. I can’t ruin my hair

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🧐u okay?

This is the way.

Yes

Ice cold > hot

Literally do the opposite. Oh, and ice baths x1 per week. Wut.

The next best feeling after a super hot shower is walking out into your air conditioned home and feeling tingly all over from the cool air

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