“the only reason we killed grandma, was because of pickles”

(said by a creative addressing client feedback)

in Infosys, can I directly ask the project mapper person to assign me to a on site project ?

I just want to go onsite. THATS IT.

Please guide me how can I get one .

You can message me privately or here as well.

Hi! Any freelance project managers available? I have a couple small scale web projects starting ASAP!

Hi All..I am.currently looking for a change...Working as Functional and Pega Test Lead in my organization.Have good experience in leading test team and ability to handle client coordination. Have good exposure in Agile methodology,estimation,sprint planning,reporting,JIRA,integration,Azure,regression,Pega testing, UAT testing, hands on experience in automation testing using selenium webdriver and BDD, Webservice testing, API testing using postman,SAP Hybris testing and AEM testing using Adobe Experience Manager.

I’ve never audited an SEC client before. What do I need to know?

I'm working with EPAM, 7.8 yoe as dot net full stack with ctc 26LPA. Fed up with my current tech stack now project want on call support over weekend. no one knows project. No one is supporting. Thinking abt current situation I'm bit worrying. Somehow given interview in EY and selected. HR ask me CTC, NP and expected CTC. I told 20% and 60 days NP. She said, will check with business and get back to me. It's been 3 days no response, when I called her today she didn't pick. Is it normal in EY?

How is the J&J project in LTI?

I am a Finance professional with 14 years of experience in Financial Reporting, Month & Year-end closing, Project Management, Variance Analysis, General Accounting, Financial disclosures / Statements, Account Reconciliations, Accounts Payable/Receivable, Accruals / Prepayments for different banking organizations.

Currently looking for relevant opportunities as per my work experience.

Do you break down your experience on a project by project basis? Any good samples of doing this?

I am a clinical data project manager recently moved to London and would like to know the salary package offered annually with about 9 years of experience

Edward Jones advisor with 30 million AUM and roughly 250k gross production. Been there for almost 4 years. Got an offer at Merrill Lynch to take over a 100 million dollar retirement transition plan in 5 years, or to join a 5 person Merrill Lynch team that manages a lot.

Pros to EJ: Have my own office, a year or two away from partnership, great office setting and client satisfaction.

Pros to Merrill: Bump in compensation, additional tools and services w banking, ability to take over assets.

Can someone recommend some marketing and design blogs? I am working on a project and my creative juices just aren't flowing.

In Management/Strategy Consulting practice in big4, has anyone been on or seen someone going for an onsite opportunity in long term project like in US/UK/Europe etc?

Partners, a program manager running a large, newer account (with a lot of potential) is rolling off, and I have been asked to be the replacement. Any advice for taking over a new team at a new client?

1. Do you need an LCA for working on a local client? Client is located within a mile of my home office
2. If yes, can you start working at the client location while the LCA is being filed?

Hi All,

I'm Looking for Job change, For TL/people management roles, Please help me out

I carry 6+ years of experience with the below Skills and Expertise - 6.5 total exp Migrated 8 process so far as pilot Batch.

Core Skills - Middle office, Collateral management, settlements, Margining, Risk management, Trade Capture, Client Services, Security Lending, Multiple Migrations & Team Management for 1 and half years, Validation confirmations, Data Reference,Static and Project Management.

Any one from Airbus project?

Need some information.

For those of you who successfully “pivoted” into a project manager role … what specialty (technical Pm, Marketing PM, social impact PM, etc) did you find was the best to get your foot in the door ? I really enjoy marketing but lack concrete experience so no luck….

Client just asked me how to insert a new line on excel 🙈

I’ve never audited an SEC client before. What do I need to know?

Portable dual screen? Has anyone crafted a solution for a lack of a second screen while traveling? E.g. working out of a hotel, waiting for a plane, etc..

Need 11 likes for activating DM, please help.
Thank you :)

Hi fishes

I am working in IBM as data engineer and have an offer from Apisero and Ciyent with same CTC in both 15Lpa for and I am inclined towards Apisero
Please share if it’s a good choice.

Is there an EY FAAS bowl?

We have to be OK with people voting based on the Bible but if someone said they base their vote on Harry Potter they’d be laughed at. Why is that 🤔

Hey everyone, general question here, Currently a Senior Assurance Associate , looking to make a career move as i’m really over public at this point. I’ve had a few colleagues recommend Consulting, as i had the personality and “mouth” for it. So wanted to begin my endeavor on the bowl to ask has anyone made this career move. What exactly does consulting entail. What field of Consulting have you moved to if the experience fit. Very general question, hoping for past experiences.

I have a panel interview: a presentation/role play of a kick-off meeting with new customer at exec level. For a CSM role. I'm comfortable with these in real life but fake/role play ones are always awkward. Any advice for me?

Hello Fishes, My friend has completed M.A English. He has 45 percent marks in HSC. And 50 percent and above in others. Is it possible for him to get jobs in IT offices. If so what are the kind of jobs he can look into?. he is looking for some guidance but i am not sure if its possible. Any leads will be appreciated.

Anyone know how/where I can get discounts on Kartell products?

Hello everyone,
I'm a pharm.D graduate.
Seeking for a relevant job opportunity in TCS in clinical research field.
Please help me out to find out a job for me.
I hd 5 month experience in a CRO as a scientific clinical research associate an 1 yr internship training in hospital as a trainee Clinical pharmacist.
Please help me out.

How should be my CTC structure in order to save taxes?

Thinking about joining TSG coming from an audit supervisor at mid tier. What’s work exactly do you do for your clients? Any finance work? I’m trying to figure out what exactly I will be doing if I join

Best M&A newsletters? Think quick hit emails you get in the morning to summarize the market/activity/deals/etc.

Does bosch give internet allowance during wfh?

Hi, I’m looking for a referral for Deloitte Cardiff

Anyone have experience with preeclampsia? Wife has had high blood pressure and very swollen feet at 29 weeks, doctor says it could be mild preeclampsia but waiting on blood test results to confirm. Identical twin pregnancy so already high risk. What can we expect?

I’m a risk consulting intern at KPMG Dubai and i’m looking to join as a entry level consultant at OW, Kearney or Strategy&. I’ve applied to the MBBs. Any advice for case interviews?
Also anyone willing to practice with me live? Twice a week will be great

Kelp. You know, its like the new kale.

Help! I haven’t ordered anything for an on-site business breakfast (50+ people) in NYC since pre-covid. My old stand-bys have since closed up shop. Any recs for a Devon & Blakey type place on the west side of Manhattan south of Times Square?

Overheard in an integration meeting: “yes, we have a prison strategy."

Why are people not good at ending zoom calls? I feel like I’m always the person who throws in the closing statement (I.e, ok well sounds good is that all? Have a nice day! This was helpful thanks Karyn..looks like we’re at top of the hour already) 🤦🏻‍♀️

Ortho sales reps look like they could be the next contestants on the Bachelor. 💀💀

“Is your mom on FB? I just found a sub-Reddit called ‘Old People On FB’ and it’s great.”

Is it a common practice to double deploy consultants ? I.e., bill them 8 hours to client 1 and 2-3 hours at client 2? And do you do that with/without clients knowledge and consent?

How does Amazon ask for relocation back if you have signed the agreement with them and left the company before completion of the agreement? Do they send you an email on how to repay the money or they send a letter to your mailing address?
And this whole process takes how many days?

I need to leave the company I’m working for. The CEO is awful and half the corporate office has resigned in the 9 months I’ve been working there. I’m in final interview rounds with another company but how do I know I won’t be walking into the same situation again?

Currently a data analytics managers at a tech firm. Looking for referrals to consulting. Have about 5 yoe with some background in internal strategy/operations role. MBB is ideal but realistically Big4 or boutique makes sense. Thanks!

Today a client announced that they lied to CMS about their benefits program readiness. This, after telling us two weeks ago they rolled out their front-end interface at the start of 2022 (4-5 months before their program will actually be ready) and have unhappy customers now.

"Everyone should go to a Jimmy Buffet concert at least once"

Nope.

“Where are we on the website pickles?”

*Pixels

We were talking about website tracking pixels… Highlight of my day.

Health insurance is for pessimists

CW: the peloton ad is white culture

Friday the CEO sends out an email proudly proclaiming that the company made $22 billion last year.
Two hours later I am told on our team meeting that the bonus/raise pool is down from last year.
I just have no words.

"You are paid to be a specialist in this area" - thanks coach...