The person with nuclear launch codes is barred from using social media for inciting violence, but allowed to run the country with full access to world’s most powerful weapons.

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exactly the social media policies make no sense.

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Yeah Jack Dorsey should change the nuclear launch codes. Not sure why he hasn’t done that yet.

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I have my office in Whitefield(SJR Ipark). Please suggest me some good societies /areas to get a flat or if anyone wants a flatmate I will be happy to join in.
I have a bike as well so even if it's a bit far I don't mind as my main priority is a good place and flatmates.

TIA

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Hi fishes 🦈🐠🐟 from IBM 😄 I have an offer in IBM in Kolkata Location and will be joining in May. Tech- Microsoft Dynamics 365. I have 2 questions:
1) Is anyone working in a D365 project in IBM here?If yes then can u tell me if its an indian or an onsite project?
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Biden bought 30+ million votes by dangling mass student loan forgiveness as a “carrot on the stick”. Change my mind.

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I live in Florida's 5th district and am genuinely so discouraged by the options of the universal primary. They're all Republicans which is why it's universal and i was like ok fine I'll just vote for the most moderate as I've voted for moderate Rs in the general of local elections before. 1st ones 1st Google result was a bunch of transphobic tweets, 2nd ones 1st result was fb campaign page of antivax BS, 3rd one is the incumbent who just voted against marriage yesterday... Why

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