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Cheap. They run on salad, Starbucks and smart water

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Rick and Morty is the best show on television

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Outstanding

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Didn't get the hype for this show initially until I watched a few episodes. Now I'm hooked and impatiently waiting for Season 4!

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How much does a good business intelligence analyst cost these days?

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Hi all,

Looking for a little help on developing a website prototype to test (app too if possible). I need:

A backend that allows for volunteers to add their availability hours (something like Calendly integration), short bio, profile pic etc

A front end that requires users to sign up, and then lets them directly sign up with the volunteers.

I looked at Wix online booking system but you can only schedule staff by working hours. Built sites on WP before but lacking in time currently.

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Why are textbooks so expensive?

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Hello Fishies I'm a lateral higher in TCS right on C3B level I want to ask couple of questions regarding WINGS program, so there are four types of WINGS Programme, WINGS 1, 2, 3, 4 I want to know about whether I can directly enrolled myself to wings four or wings three, As I have not enrolled myself ever in wings 1 or wings 2 , Is this case should be could be feasible if yes then what is the procedure ?

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I've always had a much wider butt/hips. I started working out in high school and lost a good chunk of weight then but still had relatively wide hips not very proportional to my body. Any advice?

2nd year associate working in employment law at a big firm. I think I might want to make a move into HR eventually. Has anyone done this? Is it tough to find job opportunities? How much firm experience should I get first?

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Just started a new job a couple of weeks ago and also today found out my wife's pregnant. When is an appropriate time to tell my new boss? Company policy asks for 3 months notice but it's a growing startup. What does everyone think is appropriate?

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So close to moving out of parent's home in NY and saying to hell to saving money😔
For those that are >mid 20s, how do you manage living with noisy, overly friendly (inviting guests to stay for weeks), and constant requests (setting doc apts, calling customer service, taking car to mechanics, driving them everywhere, ton of tech help, etc.) parents?

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Does anyone in this group have experience working with Liberty Mutual or Farmers? I currently have my life license but I’m considering getting licensed in P&C also. I’m exploring opportunities with these companies.

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Anybody hiring consultants with no German language knowledge whatsoever?

Would be a junior hire (<1 year experience in sales) with high performer CV and excellent english and italian language skills

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What are your current professional goals?

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Any art director spots opening up?

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Is it normal for PR agencies to have a high turnover rate? For reference, I work at a boutique agency with 9 people but half the people who were there when I started in January of this year are gone.

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Does anyone have experience recruiting for the Baltimore area? I am struggling to find good quality candidates that are punctual for their interviews and look sharp. Any suggestions?

How much time EY takes to roll out the offer contract? The offer was shared in a formal discussion however contract is still pending.
Ps: More than a week since the discussion

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Thoughts on Platinum Equity vs Parthenon Capital for a PE ops role? Work Culture, Comp, WLB.

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How long does it typically take for a company to reach out to references? I gave mine a week ago after the whole interview process and they still have not been contacted.

How many people fake it to make it or over exaggerate their experience during interviews?

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Is capgemini hiring for Governance, risk and compliance domain?

My favorite office activity: canceling meetings.

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What’s a good way to find out what’s hot in insurance (PnC)? I cut my teeth in PnC but have been in health for a decade. Contemplating a jump.

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I don’t read news, so this is me

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Viral VC rejection email making its way around Finmeme accounts c/o Litquidity. Might be the most obnoxious rejection email I’ve ever read. And it’s for a no-name $5M AUM firm in Ohio 💀😹

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Me when my manager mumbles incoherently

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Let's go over this again

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6 pm meeting on Friday? Sounds perfect. See ya then!!

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Me right now

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I may be out of pocket this weekend

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What Gen Z wants everytime they complete a task:

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Well why’s this my life

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Me after a warm, sunny weekend in Tampa. No, I don't want to go back to cold and rainy.

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Can scientists just chill for a bit?

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How to survive consulting

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“Make sure to show I have a skeletal system, as I am human” - Mark Zuckerberg, 2021

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Don’t talk to me until 1pm please

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Is it normal to have regular dreams about how terrible your clients are?

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I love Hispanics!

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Feeling like this

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Not the platinum card I was looking for.

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staffed on an engagement with no other guidance except to "crush it"

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