The sheer obnoxious egos of so many of the people on here is just hilarious. No wonder consulting has such a bad reputation.

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You’re not wrong granted three fish need to have their Chief badges on while replying to you lmao

However, it takes one to know. You obnoxious ass convo starter lol

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How dare you. I am not a consultant. I have an even bigger ego.

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Give examples

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No professor

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You're a lowly conversation starter, are you even allowed to speak to a chief. Lower your gaze, peon.

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Why do you assume op missed it, maybe op just thinks your sarcasm sucks so you're a 🤡? Proving the stereotype 🤣

Prove it!

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Your fantastic!

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