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If investors ask, it's AI
If regulators ask, it's a rules driven algorithm
If your dad asks, it's magic

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Remind me of this. https://github.com/AceLewis/my_first_calculator.py/blob/master/my_first_calculator.py

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Holy moly! 😳

I mean technically yes

Not a great AI, but it is

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