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The worst thing you ever said by accident in front of a classroom full of students that was not a curse. GO!

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Today I said “I’m oldAF.” Probably shouldn’t have.

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I asked a foul mouthed disrespectful (hallway incident, not my student) kid if he talked to his mother like that and he popped off with calling her a stupid bitch. I said "Only if she didn't smack your foul mouth when you talk to her like that." I walked away expecting to have 730 am appointment with the Principal. Never heard about it again.

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6th grade classroom - meant to say tentacles and said testicles 😂 Took a minute to get them back...me too honestly!

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