The year is 2032. WPP consolidates it’s integrated agency VMLJWTWUNAQAY&R-Ogilvy into an integrated team to service its single client, Amazon

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Well done. But I truly wonder if it will take that long.

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I’m not even in advertising and this bowl is hilarious😂😂

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This actually sounds possible. Are you a futurist?

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You forgot to add -RED at the end.

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Even in the name, Ogilvy is an uglyazz reject sibling, well-deserved

Brilliant. Especially since Ogilvy kept its name (sort of). LOL.

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