“There are piles of dog shit that I have more affinity for than some of the people in this office."

Just wanted to say that working and studying is no joke. I wish my professors would have warned me then I would have delayed my start date. Just venting....

What is the job security for people on bench in HCS? I have joined HCS almost a month and a half and yet to be assigned to a project. I am worried if it would negatively affect my position in HCS. Kindly help with your answers.

Hi All,
I got an invite to attend the final round in Deloitte .
Is this round going to be HR round or Managerial round interview.

This was recently posted in a thread I was commenting on. “It frustrates me to read people’s messages from states with very few cases to act like the virus is nothing to those of us whose states have a 100k.” Syntax aside, the meaning is clear—if you are from a small state, you should zip it.

I am from a small state. Our case count will never break us out of the bottom quartile (probably never get above the bottom 5.) Does that mean I am not allowed to have an opinion?

I want a job where I can work remote and do something involving excel or coding. I have a Bachelor’s in Accounting. Does anyone have any suggestions or willing to refer me at their company?

Should we return laptop purchased under $1100 wfh equipment incase if we leave the org or else can keep it after leaving

Anyone work on the red lobster account at Publicis? Good? Bad? Meh?

What do you wish you knew when you started in this career?

Hello All, I am working as business/product/data analyst for about 5 years now and thinking about transitioning into DS role. If I want to target one essential skill to learn this year, what would that be? Just like SQL and Excel would be essential skill for Data Analysis.

Can someone refer me for associate consultant/data analyst role at @Veeva systems / @crossix. I am interested in the analytics development program but facing difficulty getting noticed. Or any other company someone can refer me to that has a similar program for fresh graduates?

When did search engine optimization become so complicated? It used to be so easy—you just had to get your site on Google and Bing and people would find it. Now there are things called “social media marketing” and “tiktok marketing” that seem like they require a whole team of professionals and a budget in the hundreds of thousands of dollars! What happens when small businesses can’t afford those kinds of things?

What kind of pay would you expect leaving PA after a little over a year for industry. Currently making 60.5k A2 in GTX. Thinking to ask for 65 but don’t know if that is reasonable.

Brooke Shields’ Hodinkee segment was amazing! Anyone else see it?

How much is the variable pay in cognizant? What are the ℅ included in CTC?

Does 35 day bench policy apply for new lateral hires as well in CTS?

How is Allstate india to join as engineering manager? How is growth, WLB, are they rigid. On WFO hybrid or flexible to work remotely.?

Any joining bonus will we get if we join in tata elxsi as experienced?

If you're being honest with yourself, should the Dodd-Frank Act or SOX be dismantled?

"My friend’s a twin. I don’t like it. There’s too many of them."

Why did my boss pretend to leave our shared office to look at my computer screen and see what I am working on? It’s giving lack of boundaries! Would it be so hard to just ask?? She looked shocked that I caught her 🤡

“Nice French tuck.”

“Damn right I watch Queer Eye!”

“Oh! I have cheese in my pocket."

Senior: (microaggression) So are you excited to be off probation?!
Assoc: Long time coming😑
Translation: Last but not least, I wanna thank me
I wanna thank me for believing in me
I wanna thank me for doing all this hard work
I wanna thank me for having no days off
I wanna thank me for, for never quitting
I wanna thank me for always being a giver
And tryna give more than I receive
I wanna thank me for tryna do
more right than wrong
I wanna thank me for just being me at all times😎

It’s just copy, so shouldn’t be a problem.

Senior: “how does Chipotle sound for lunch?”
Associate: “sounds good to me”
Senior: “ok great, would you want to drive over and pick it up?”
Associate: “no”
Senior: “well when I was a first year, I’d always pick up food!”
Associate: “damn that’s crazy”

Honestly so proud to see first years with backbones 🥰

Co-worker 1: why are you so mean?

Co-worker 2: I’ll try being nicer if you try being smarter. Deal?

Me👂👂to 1 + 2: 😬🍿😂

Why are people not good at ending zoom calls? I feel like I’m always the person who throws in the closing statement (I.e, ok well sounds good is that all? Have a nice day! This was helpful thanks Karyn..looks like we’re at top of the hour already) 🤦🏻‍♀️

I don't know why after I quit my recent job as a receptionist, I don't feel like applying for receptionist job due to it was a toxic job environment, are all receptionist job make you feel this way . I over working customer service but this job here made take another route. Has anyone felt this way before ?.

Coworker on the phone: “how come every time I have to call you, it’s because of a FUCKING problem?”

“can you see my real background? cool bc I’m actually on the toilet”

I said it. Ha!

“I did a SWOT analysis for myself, and my threat was my body.”

Our company bought another and there was a integration in-person meeting last week. Many folks were invited to go. I was not. I lead analytics/reporting team.
Now, my team and I are getting projects stemming from this conference. I was not invited so didn't get to speak on what we can do. Now reporting is needed and data is not available.
First in-person meeting after 2+ years. Would have enjoyed facetime with peers. How do I share my frustrations with my manager who didn't invite me?

“I don’t care what the rest of the firm is doing, THERE WILL BE NO FLEXIBLE WORKING IN MY TEAM”

"She didn't sound black".

"I feel like I just went to one of those timeshare presentations in an attempt for free concert tickets but accidentally just bought a condo. Am I on the {redacted} team now?"

“I’m not man-spreading. I’m man-standing."

Colleague 1: “Are we missing an inside joke?”

Colleague 2: “Yes, X-Location office joke”

Me: Also missing DE&I 🚩& no growth opportunities. I don’t fit into the “club”.