There comes a point in every consultant's life where they have no other option but to call the hotel front desk to send up a plunger.

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Pro tip: use one of the wire hangers, untangle it so it becomes one long wire and go to town on that toilet to break up the big 💩 pieces into smaller ones.

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Well this conversation took an even worse turn.

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That happened to me on my wedding night. No joke. That dress was tight!

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💩💩💩💩💩

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This happen to me last month. Took a huge dump and the toilet wouldn't flush. So embarrassed when the plumber guy arrived. There was soooo much poo.

Wow. Thanks for sharing the pro tip.

Please don't fuck me in the ass tonight, that Popeyes's fried chicken ain't sitting right. And please don't put it in real quick, or your end up with some shit on your dick.

You want poop noodle which is when you have poop coming out of your pee hole after you fuck a butt that has shit in it

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