There's nothing more satisfying than working for 12 hours, logging off, looking at your timesheet, and seeing 12 hours of work captured!

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Go ahead and kill baby Hitler since you’re already time traveling

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Nothing more satisfying…? Go easy on the kool aid now 😂

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HOW

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They're already crushed. I think it's salting the earth at this point.

Actually, working 8 hours, logging off, looking at your time, seeing zero hours, and then filling it in the next day with your morning coffee and realizing you captured 12 hours, is far more satisfying…

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It happens to me sometimes but mostly just when someone springs some insane deadline on me and I have to ignore basic human needs to make it / need to seriously recover afterwards…

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Lmao I applaud you

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