They just don’t get it.

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Minimum number of IT projects you will work on in your career called “Phoenix” = 11

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Just don’t name the project “Phoenix” and you’ll be good

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I'm on Project Phoenix. It's been on for 7 years.

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Haha....going through this right now. And then somehow its your fault lol

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Thankfully I've only been there for a few days :D

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Seriously.

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So sad but so very true

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