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Stealing McBee’s content when you already stole McBee is the most Deloitte shit I’ve ever seen

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I gotcha

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perfection.

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damn you cropped out my consultinghumor badge on the bottom left tho...only the tiniest vestige remains...so cold..still smashing that ❤️ tho😘

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but also...this...friggin accountants

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I appreciate the sentiment, but I don't mind at all. it was made to be seen.

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