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I think you should go into extreme detail about the baby making process, your sex life, any troubles getting pregnant, whatever to make the awkward situation even more awkward
That's gotta be the most invasive, weirdly socially acceptable thing to ask. Like, what if the person you ask is trying and having trouble? Or what if they just don't want to?
We have boyfriend/ girlfriend renting services in China for the same reason
I got to the point after being married for a year and hearing that question constantly that I just replied "Oh, probably when we start having sex." And then just watched people squirm.
Probably a bit easier to explain why the bf/gf isn't there at other christmases than it is to explain why you show up with a different babies every year. Seems like a complicated service, the logistics are mind blowing
I hate when that happens, I'm over 30 and everyone is always asking. I now say that I hate kids and don't want any!
"You know what? That's a great idea. C'mon honey, let's try right now."
I answer with "actually, we just had a miscarriage, but thanks for asking" and then walk away.
This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard spoken. You either say, were not ready or you can't have kids. Do you really think that you could show up with a baby and "trick" your family into thinking you had a baby you didn't tell anyone about having a kid? Thinking you can rent a baby to trick your family is either the dumbest thing I've ever heard, or you have the dumbest family I've ever heard of
Curious if anyone has ever actually asked you when you're going to "put a baby in your wife" though? Not that the question is ever acceptable but that's an odd way to phrase it
"Actually, we haven't quite figured out how it works yet. Can you enlighten us?"
My SO always asks people when they are having a baby and it's awkward everytime.
Just get a dog and bring him/her with you
As1 - it was true for me when I said it the first time. But it worked so well at ending the conversation that I kept using it.
^ exactly. I bet they will never ask you that question again
I like the miscarriage line and might steal that. But I'll go into actress mode and convince myself it really happened and cry my eyes out for the fake miscarriage...
@D2 sorry for your loss.