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What I say: Oh, I get it
What I really want to say: I don’t get it
Say: “Let me know if you have any questions”
Translation: “Leave me the hell alone”
This wins 🥇
“I’m doing good”
“I’m not doing good”
Said: “How are you? How was your weekend?”
Meant: who cares
Said: “That is a great news. I am so happy for you”
Meant: who cares
Said: “Yes, your review is so unfair. They don’t what they are talking about. You are great, you just did not get the right chance to show it”
Meant: They were right, but I can’t say it because I am on your side
Said: I'm happy to help out!
What I mean: In order to look really good in your eyes, I'll do it, but hopefully you'll find someone else who can do it instead.
Said: let me know if you’d like to discuss
Meant: please do not call me