This attorney on my Zoom deposition has the weirdest creepiest eyes and he looks like he’s just 😳 at all of us the whole time. He’s also been talking with his mouth full. I’m so over Zoom litigation.

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I wish, it would’ve been easier to look at

But wouldn’t be it worse if it was in person? I wouldn’t be able to hide my disgust if he’s talking with his mouth full and those Steve Buscemi eyes

I feel like they’d be less creepy if I didn’t have to see his face the way he reads his computer. It was almost like everything was alarming and surprising to him. I’m still a little creeped

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